Where it’s at.

fleur de lis on the merry go roundI’ve lately had a hankering for kale, a development that could not possibly surprise you more than it has surprised me (see The Trouble with Kale). But there I was, a couple of weeks ago, standing in the green grocer section of the market thinking, “huh, kale and cabbage slaw; that sounds good.” For many days now, off and on, kale has been on the menu for lunch and dinner. Weird, yes, but true.

Fumble around on the internet and you’ll find as many credentialed experts who believe food cravings indicate nutritional deficiencies as ones who do not. The common ground in the “cravings = needs” debate is that cravings are signals from your body indicating something’s out of whack. The bigger idea is that addressing the need, in some form or fashion, will restore the body’s equilibrium.

A craving for kale, for example, might actually mean you need calcium, whereas a craving for Pringles might mean you’re just mad at your husband for doing something bone-headed (not that this would ever happen in your house), and that you need to address your cortisol level – with a walk, perhaps, instead of junk carbohydrates. In either case, the goal is getting back to an even keel, back to a state of normal.

In our eternal “know thyself” quests, know thy normal might be the first level of enlightenment. In terms of physical health, knowing your own normal is vitally important for early detection of disease and for regular maintenance of everything from weight to anxiety. Figuring out what a normal state feels like is step one. The decision tree branches out after that, a tree framed by statistics and ranges. My normal lives within the parameters of The Normal, the boundary of healthy and balanced.

As long as we’re talking about things like cabbage, kale and calcium, there isn’t much fighting over my normal versus The Normal. It’s an intellectual exercise, a numbers game in which we agree, generally, to accept some definitions. Even if my normal crosses perpendicular to yours (you say paleo, I say poppycock), we’re relatively peaceful co-existers as long as we stay on a rational, tangible field.

Cross over to a field of dreams, though, and things get tricky, fast. In the realm of abstract thoughts and desires, your normal and mine are no longer intersecting lines but tectonic plates, easier to see than to understand, cumulatively spherical, boundaries ever-changing. It’s hard enough trying to figure out the limits of my own normal here, let alone the dynamics of our convergence. And what you crave in order to restore your normal may not seem normal at all to me.

The brouhaha over the Sports Illustrated swimsuit cover is what started me down this particular rabbit trail of thinking. It is in the bounds of common decency? Can a body like that really be normal?

I tweeted a link to Jennifer Weiner’s recent NYT column (“From SI: the Latest Body Part for Women to Fix”), and in the tweet I pulled out this quote from the article:

“We all have to draw a line in the sand, and mine is underneath the waistband of my Hanes cotton boy shorts.”

I thought it was a good line, one I did not intend to weigh down with added significance. It was, to me, lightly ironic and funny.

A friend responded to my tweet with this:

“@jenniferbalink w/o moral compass who draws lines? each of us=anarchy?”

Yeah, funny not funny.

Damn, where is that moral compass, the equivalent of glucometers and blood pressure cuffs? On the field of libertarian anarchy where individuals can opt out of vaccinating but not out of pregnancy, who does define where Normal lives? I wonder if your compass can point me there, because we are way past the green grocer’s section of the market.

When thoughts become real in words, pictures and actions, then, at least in theory, physical laws should regain governance: for every action, an equal and opposite reaction. For every strict conservative, a porn star. For every virtuous kale salad, a greasy can of Pringles. Opposite ends balanced on a fulcrum, seeking level over time, normal equilibrium defining its own bounds.

But desires and feelings aren’t numbers; subjective can’t ever be objective. You say normal, I say outlier. There’s no scientific meter to indicate who’s right. We’re plates with plains and mountains and oceans, all converging around a sphere. I’m craving kale. You’re craving naughty swimsuit photos. And the world goes ’round, two turntables and a microphone, trying to stay on an even keel.

Happy week.

6 Comments Add yours

  1. Michelle says:

    I’m gonna have to think about this one for a while. But my initial reaction is: as long as it’s not pica, it’s probably ok.

  2. Fred says:

    Your writing always makes me think and this entry is no exception. “…subjective can’t ever be objective.” Yes! One of my takeaways is that, since my wife doesn’t crave Pringles (unless I’m missing something), I’m okay?! Thanks for your thought-provoking words.

  3. jgroeber says:

    As usual, your post stayed with me all day. And it made me realize that I could create a whole blog with posts only written in response to things you and the other Jenn at Goodnight Already have written.
    At any rate, I walked past my mirror today and thought I’d totally love to take a selfie of me posed like the SI cover in the skimpiest bikini ever, but as I am, 44, c-section scar, hardly pruned, pre-cancerous mole scar and everything. And then post it wherever (Twitter? Instagram? I’m on neither…) but not in protest. Rather as a reminder of what beauty can be. A reminder to me. And to Jennifer Weiner. Sure, that SI cover is portraying a version of nearly unattainable beauty, but sometimes I think we let ourselves get lost in other people’s visions, you know? Maybe mostly everything is normal (even that SI cover, even my imagined spoof) and as long as it doesn’t hurt the defenseless then that’s okay? But now there’s a whole new rabbit hole- hurt? Defenseless? So complex.
    I always love how you let messy ideas stay messy.

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